Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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