he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
