some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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