# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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