yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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