I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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