Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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