big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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