I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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