Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Found the puke drawer
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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