You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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