Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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