So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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