I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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