I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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