that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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