never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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