ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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