didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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