I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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