That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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