Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i wish my penis had a tongue
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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