I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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