Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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