sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
