i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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