THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
My vagina just recognized that song.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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