my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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