I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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