this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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