Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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