Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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