I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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