Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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