shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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