Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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