yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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