you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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