we made out on top of his cat.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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