If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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