But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
from now on my penis is your penis
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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