My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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