I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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