wrigley field is MILF paradise
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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