I'm really into asian looking animals
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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