pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
