That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
