How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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