a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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