So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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