Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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