Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
