Buhtt sex?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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